remember this for centuries
when people hate on fall out boy what are u folie a deuxing
IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
i dropped my apple in the toilet
did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me
why is there a cat
he was helping
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers,
In hotel rooms collecting
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood
"Linds and I, we’re a team. We make it happen."
hella lateentry for the gerz challenge